So tonight we’re going down to that Triple Crown Pageant to find out who’s going to be the new gay Rhode Island people for 2009. We’ve never seen this happen before, so we’re a bit curious to see how it all goes down. We’re picturing screwy, flaming version of a Miss America pageant. Will there be a swim suit competition?

Or, if you find all of that completely uninteresting and want to skip directly to the fun part, go down to State for the after-party!