Well, that was exciting.

As we all know, sometimes websites go down (or turn on their creators).
Yesterday in effort to provide you lazy assholes with more to do when you visit bitchidence.com, we attempted to update our version of WordPress so we could provide some bitchy options to make user feedback more interesting. Like every trip deep into tech land we’ve ever had, it was terrible!

Speaking of terrible, our issues online have never stopped us from going out and taking issue with Providence, so that’s what we did last night. We stopped by Fatty’s and Energy, where a couple of unfamiliar Volume DJs were spinning stripper music (you know, like white hip-hop with no words). Which made us wonder how much greater Energy would be if there were two stripper poles coming out of that stage area. Really, since people strip up there anyway, the poles would be more of a safety device.

We left before anyone spotted Energy’s owner, Tommy. He was probably down the street at the time working out the details at old Score, a location he’s planning to re-open, which we couldn’t be happier about. As you may know, the location used to be Score, then Mixx, then a failed attempt was made last spring to open it. But always a lesbian joint, which we never quite understood — we thought only gays liked dark alleys.

No matter, if anyone can do it, it’s Tommy!

(We just hope he coughs up the cash for an all-new bar.)