Alright bitches, everyone was at Chris Harris‘s last party at Lupo’s with Amanda Lepore. But the booze was wack, right? Hello, you voted it so!

51% of voters agreed that Lupo’s bar is fucked with more than we fuck with Tony McGill, while another 29% of you agree that the bar stock is definitely at least not 100% real. Now this would be all well and good if we were in Energy a dive bar and crappy liquor is expected, but the cover charge for Chris Harris’s Deborah Cox party on the Friday of Providence Pride weekend jumps to $30 at the door ($25 pre-sale) – who really wants to cough that much up and still receive well drinks (or worse) at the bar when we order a normal Stoli and Sprite?

So what the hell do we do? Well after we posted about the Amanda Lepore party, Chris Harris texts us completely straight-faced about how Roxy/Lupo’s bar is completely un-fucked with, even though 80% of you voted (and tasted) otherwise. So we’re challenging Chris Harris, as the gay community’s liaison to Lupo’s to prove to us that we’re getting the real deal come Pride Weekend – How, you ask? With a random, in-house bottle TASTE-TEST against independent control bottles (that we go to the liquor store and buy unopened) to determine quality personally. Hysterical! Can you handle it?????

Harris needs for his next night on June 19th to be fantastic, we don’t think Mr. Lupo he’ll refuse!