Let’s put it out there now, that as much fun as New York Pride would be to go to this weekend, we feel put through the wringer right now and would probably have a panic attack if we were faced with planning a weekend trip to the Big Apple right now.

So we’re just going to have to have fun doing the next best thing! Have our own New York Pride right here in Providence! And what more cosmopolitan locale have we got in town than State Ultra Lounge? Plus we advertise for them… So this Sunday we’re bringing you a seriously sexy dance party DJ’d by Therapy resident Marcus Christian (whom we adore) and headlined by our blog-sister and super-tranny, Ada Adore. The night being her birthday, this performance is guaranteed to be especially freaky and will make you feel funny things inside that you cannot immediately understand. If you wish to bring her a birthday present, you may consult her Amazon.com Wish List! Totally not joking! We hope somebody brings the bitch the flat-screen TV!

Anyway, it’s goes without saying that we don’t need the Big Apple to have fun, otherwise we’d all just up and move — but we don’t because we love it here because Providence eats apples for breakfast, bitch!