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What a weird fucking weekend. Funny and weird. Stranger than Providence Pride weekend, even.
And why? Just some really fabulous stories, of course! Saturday night, a friend invited us to his neighbor’s place for an evening gathering, leading up to our typical night out. As is our way, we took too long to get ready and was unable to attend, later leaving us full of regret over what we missed. One of the party-goers, let’s call him “Mr. Gay RI 2004″, was in attendance and by 8pm was completely inebriated — referring loudly to each woman at the party as “cunts” (we of course women just love). Not a total shocker, we can believe all of that. But then someone shows up with their sick, old dog that was apparently on its last legs and swimming with disease — and “Mr. Gay RI” remarks,
“What the fuck is wrong with that dog? That thing is malnourished and needs to be taken away from it’s owner, that guy doesn’t feed that fucking dog!”
Hysterical! And as if that wasn’t enough, a heavy-set woman in attendance was caught by “Mr. Gay RI” spending a little too much time at the buffet table and shouts, “Put down those fucking ribs, you fat bitch, you do not need to be going back for seconds!” (that one’s eligible for Quote of the Week)
Unbelievable! And totally priceless… and then he was asked to leave. Despite the ridiculous nature of this story, we actually like him more because of it! What showmanship! Anyway, it would be unfair to say that this guy is a flat-out booze bag — he’s also done tireless and commendable work in the community which should not go unrecognized.
And it hasn’t!
Our “Mr. Gay RI 2004″ was presented recently with a citation from the city (not a police citation) for his work in the community, call it more of a “key to the city” kind of thing, and kind of a big deal! Well this “citation” comes in the form of a physical plaque to be displayed in his home or stored safely somewhere. By the way, we’ll never be receiving one of these. Now the details are a little fuzzy on just how it happened, but he lost the damn thing! What the fuck!
Now this is where the Unsubstantiated Rumors part comes it, as it is also the ending/kicker to this story. This plaque is said to be stored currently (and unbeknownst to it’s rightful owner) by the leader of a successful local gay pride organization. What, like hostage style? How strange!
We love you, Providence, and your crazy citizens!
so we here in providence hear that dave rua (ruda) is coming back to massachusetts should of known this fake -ass lying bitch couldnt handle it on his own i have heard so much shit from his boys here in prov …well i have to say is fuck you power bottom bitch ass ,fake portuguese bottom ……this kid is a cocky two-face bitch every after hour party he attended he thought he was to good to get down with the rest of us ,dave you thought you were on your high horse well look at ya know you stupid bitch you just got knocked off !see ya soon mary poppins!
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It’s the most stupid rag to come out of the city of Providence.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME P
Geo sounds an awful lot like Miss Kitty. STOP defending his behavoir!! Tom needs help! INTERVENTION TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its intervention time. stop blasting him and help him.
O.K…I need to put my 2 cents in…ALL YOU HATERS…..LISTEN…..I dig BITCHIDENCE… I TRUELY DO. It has been a riot to me… BUTTTTTTTT….. LET ME SAY THIS…..Tom is a great person! We all go out, Be it… DARK LADY.. THE CAT…M.B…WHEELS ect…. WE ALL get drunk, talk shit, gossip, and MOST IMPORTANTLY……..
HAVE FUN with our friends!
This community is a small one, we all know who’s who and what’s what in this small gay community…WHY is shit so serious???? If you actually know “Mr. GAY R.I 2004″, you know that he is a BLAST to be around!!! Not only does he do so much for this city and A.C.O.S…you know that he is a GREAT man IN AND OUT. For anyone to talk ill of him is clearly an “outsider” and A NOBODY!!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HIM….BECAUSE IF YOU DID….YOU WOULD LOOOOVE HIM ALSO! I personally ADORE that guy, he is a GREAT man and has, in some way, paved the way for all you disrepectful fags! LEARN SOMETHING! THIS TIGHT CREW HAS NO ROOM FOR SPECULATING HATEN’-ASS BUTT SLUTS! We are all out to have good clean drunkn’ fun…if ANYONE feels differently….STAY THE FUCK HOME! You know what to do….make it a blockbuster night! Judge your own lives! I and many others stand by him.. It is just juvenile to talk shit about a really great person!!! GET TO KNOW WHO IS…YOU WILL STICK YOU FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH IN A MILLASEC! DUMB SHITS!!!!!! It is not too smart to disrespect! WASH YOUR BUTTS AND GET THE KNOW! DUMMIES! WE are all a bunch of party dudes n’ gal’s…we all have our moments….THINK ABOUT IT…YOU KNOW YOU HAVE! Maybe if you were a known name in this city, Like him, SHIT would be talked about you also… POINT BEING….. Less NEEDLESS HATE…more shots!
The next stop for this guy Tom is the gutter. How does someone get so messed up in life? He is almost a vegetable at this point.
oh kitty,
I am not insulting you but your sidekick is a fucking drunking mess. now i understand why tom is always so beat red, half the time he is raving and incoherent andi just thought for some reason he could pull it together for 45 minutes in mixed company in someones home. Guess not?
i just feel really bad for alex who is always gracious enough to throw great parties and unfortunately this one was attended by alot of his neighbors. Alex baby, not to self: DONT INVITE WHITE TRASH! xo
Well I think the party sounds like it was quite fun, and I have to say congratulations to Tom on the citation! I hope someone finds it soon!
PS Dave; if there’s a theme; let me know. I’ve been known to throw a nice dish together every now and again…
Tom; thank you for a lovely evening. The food looked great; unfortunately I had just had dinner. The perfume is Halston Unbound. The dog was obviously ill; but still sweet. Happy 4th.
Actually…I believe the quote of the evening was “J******, you’re drunk on food!” J, you’re welcome to dinner ANYTIME…I thought you were a doll. Hope our paths cross again.
I hosted the party…Tom sang too and sounded like Ethel Murmon. Shout out to Vienna: another guest wants to know what perfume you were wearing. And the dog is really ill.
Next one: 7/25
Why is this 50 something year old acting like
this in public?? He has been kicked out of every
bar in Providence!! Such a disgrace!! The man
needs some help. He is reaching out. He is a
former Mr. Gay RI?? What a joke! Rodney must be so proud!
Jay I do hope you are not saying his friends are part of this sad show? Would it be ok if he was in drag I don’t think so
THAT *** ****** IS A TOTAL DRUNK. HE UPSET THE WHOLE PARTY I WAS THERE AND EXPERIENCED IT FIRST HAND. HE KEPT TELLING ******** FROM MIRABAR THAT HE WAS EATING TOO MUCH AND HE A “FAT CUNT”. I MUST SAY SUCHAN ECLECTIC BUNCH WAS BOTH SHOCK, AMUSED, AND BESIDE THEMSELVES OVER SUCH A SPECTACLE. HOW CAN *** ******* BE SO INEBRIATED AT 8PM!? BETTER YET, AFTER SUCH A SCENE HOW DOES HE GO OUT AND PAINT THE TOWN RED? NO WONDER WHY HE WAS REQUESED FROM BEING A JUDGE AT A PRIDE PAGEANT BECAUSE OF FEAR THATHE WOULD BE “TOO WASTED TO MAKE AN ACCURATE VOTE”. Baby, its time to put the bottle down and realize that you are part of a sad show and unlike your friends, youre not even in DRAG. So sAD!
I was there. The great thing about Tom is when he’s drunk, you can pretend you’ve never met him and he will believe you. That’s the silver lining to the whole situation; that you never have to be embarrassed by him because when the tough gets goin, the goin plays ignorant. Also; he didn’t say the owner needs to feed the dog. He said, and I quote ‘Get that mangy fuckin’ thing away from me. He should be put down, dirty beast!’ followed by his trademark fall into a wall and go AH. AH. AH. like some drunken Dracula. But we love him; peccadilloes and all.