Well will you name someone already

R.Y.A.N H.A.X.T.O.N 4
H.O.T.T M.E.S.S O.F
T.H.E Y.E.A.R

If it is who I am thinking about, I defenitly think that those three are a mess, along with a few of their friends. I see them at mirabar quite often and yes they may be cute. but wait a few years when it catches up on them. They get my vote also!

You sluts have no idea what the hell your talking about Tom is not a hot mess, The Hot mess of the year is KEVIN AND STEVE and DRUNK JOEY… they are out every day of the week those messes!!!! but hey atleast they are cute.

Where are the Official Rules? Ryan Haxton is a DRUNK MESS and A INDIVIDUAL WHO IS A HOT MESS! Tom is just some DRUNK VAGRANT…Why not give it to the kid who has shown the EFFORT to become a MESS. ANYONE can go DRINK get a DUI and CRASH CARS. RYAN HAXTON is SLOBBERING at the LIPS for this AWARD! Bithidence DO THE RIGHT THING. RYAN HAXTON should WIN this by a LANDSLIDE!!! He wants to DEDICATE it to all the COLLEGE DROP outs! Ryan Haxton has been through HELL and Back. He has had to endure a FRAT HAZING Drinking PISS and Taking a HUGE GROUP of guys up the YING YANG to get where he is TODAY!

Ugh, I’m so with you Caustic.

Actually, I’m kind of surprised that Bitchidence hasn’t killed this yet. If anyone actually bothered to read the original post on this topic (which of course most people who commented on it didn’t bother doing) it’s spelled out pretty clearly that:

1) this is *fun*, not about harshly judging or maligning people.
2) this is not about sluttiness. There is not one mention of sex, kinks, fetishes, porn, etc at any point in the post.
3) this *is* about being a mayhem-causing drunk out at the bars. (And let’s face it, drinking at the bars is what they’re there for and what we all do at them!)

Unfortunately, these two concepts seem to be beyond the minds of the loudest commenters on this site.

Maybe the Providence scene should also invest in some sort of remedial adult education program?

All this bitterness is giving me heartburn.

Do you never tire of beating this kid down and holding onto that glimmer of hope that he even reads this? May hap, it’s simly a case of putting people down being the only way you can feel better about yourselves.

Whatever the case, you could at least make it interesting, or remotely clever. Reading the same lame quips is downright annoying.

Tom’s not a scumbag. He’s a good guy who knows how to kill a bottle. Acting like a drunken fool at a party is not the same as intentionally and willfully hurting others.

How about 2 award winners???

SCUMBAG OF THE YEAR 2009 – Ryan Jayden Taylor Haxton

Hot Mess of the Year 2009 – Tom Wright

Awards: Tom will drown Ryan with his pee and Ryan will let tom use his glory holes. Both winners get awards that will satisfy both of them!

Can someone 2nd this motion?

WHAT are you kidding me???? Tom Wright who cares about some drunk that has no Job!Ryan Haxton is a LEGEND in these PARTS NOW!!! Ryan has smoked so many COCKs, Been Butt Rammed by maybe your Daddies to! Is a Raging Acholic! Every night he is Over Served has to be dragged home on some nights. Has lied. Cheated and caused some guy who I dont know to HANG HIMSELF! A source has told me that the PORN INDUSTRY thinks he is such a HOT MESS that they refuse to give him work. Ryan has had his moment of glory and were not talking about GLORY HOLES which ryan has been used more then a 12 month calender! Tom Wright is just some bum… GET YOUR HEADS ON STRAIGHT PEOPLE! RYAN HAXTON FOR HOT MESS OF 2009! He wants the crown lets give it to him!!!

I think I saw this guy on America’s Most Wanted last night. His 15 minutes of shame are up! Tom Wright was that you?

Thomas Wright! He needs to vanish from the bar scene. Help is on the way!

Tom Wright has my vote! The guy has NOOOO job, drinks for a living, is a complete mess, has no car, not allowed to drive, has smashed his last 4 cars, and has had a DUI. Nice CATCH for all you single ladies.

ITS ONLY JULY AND WE ARE ALREADY TALKING ABOUT HOT MESS OF THE YEAR??? RYAN HAXTON COMES AND GOES FROM PROVIDENCE TO DO HIS DISGUSTING PORN SHOOTS….GRAHMBURGER HAHA YA HE WAS 100% VERY SAD INDEED. WE SHOULD NOT SELECT A WINNER UNTILL DECEMBER OR HOW ABOUT BITCHIDENCE DOES A RUNNING POLL FROM HERE TO THE END OF THE YEAR. IT SHOULD NOT MATTER IF SOMEONE IS IN TOWN. HAXTON REPRESENTS THE AREA AND I DONT SEE ANY OFFICIAL RULES SET. IM SURE HAXTON BEING DROWNED IN THE MIRA BAR BATHROOM BY PISS WILL OUT DO TOM WRIGHT DRUNK AT THE BAR!!

In all honestly that Haxton kid should be in a competition category on his own like Scumbag of the Year or something. And yea, seems like the same jilted seething teenager or group of teenagers are responsible for the majority of the Haxton bashing spree on here. I think the vast majority of people dont *really* give a shit about him….that’s all.

You can always tell those who post under pseudonyms because they don’t change the style of typing. Example – everyone gunning for Ryan Haxton on this post.

Mizery = Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulooooooooooous. Hey girl!

Tom Wright! MEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Wright! He makes that face after 50 drinks and 25 shots later! Looks like a cabbage patch doll! Tommy gets my vote!

LMAO! And the winner is?!?!?! TOM WRIGHT please pick up your new sash and crown at the BITCHIDENCE headquarters!

Hands down Tom Wright!!!! What is wrong with you people? Just look at his face!

Why Tom Wright and *not* Ryan Haxton? For several reasons:

Ryan Haxton is not in Providence right now and rumors and hearsay that he may be coming back doesn’t change that. This is about the Hottest Mess *in Providence*.

Second, this is not about skankiness or ruining your family. This is about having crazy drunken antics. Scariest thing about Ryan Haxton is that all the things you’re all saying makes him a “hot mess” is that he’s 100% sober.

Mess, yes. Does it have anything at all to do with this? Not so much.

I 2nd that Ryan Haxton for Hot Mess not of the Year but how about the Century! Kid Drops out of college drops his pants gets gang banged and is a piss whore! Does it get any better then that? No wonder Haxton left town he was such a mess and and a fuck up he could not show his face. Oh by the way his friend Eddie is moving out of town because Ryan brought on so much bullshit to his life. Good luck Whores!

Grahamburger and any one else voting for Tom Wright what makes tom to be the hot mess of the year? Why would he beat out Jayden Taylor / Ryan Haxton out? Does Tom Drink piss and Eat shit like Ryan? Did he get gang banged on video while sucking 12 cocks for the whole world to see? Is he in 20+ porn videos? Did he have a guy to commit suicide because of all the Lies and emotional distress Ryan put on the guy? Yes it was in the guys letter blaming Ryan Haxton for his ultimate end to his life. How about just ripping your family apart as Ryan has done. Having his mother cry because her babies Ass is being ripped open right in front of her eyes! Im sure his dad has fallen out of his wheel chair a few times because his kid is such a HOT MESS!

I think I’m going to third the Tom Wright motion — I don’t know him, but the stories are incredible.

I initially was going to vote for Tom Wright, but then I had a panic attack while grocery shopping and couldn’t breath for a while. When I calmed down I realized “Hey, its only halfway through the year, why give out a Hot Mess of the Year Award halfway through the year? What if some Hot Shitty Mess is out there right now, fresh out of the ACI or some rehab clinic in Florida who will blow everyone away with their drunken shameless bullshit?” I vote for waiting till the year is over.

Jayden Taylor lived here till March so he makes the cut.. According to his boy Eddie, Ryan Haxton is moving back to Providence soon. God Help us All! He’s a raging Alcoholic and Meth head his parents are trying to do an intervention now!!!

Ryan Haxton doesn’t even live here. The only answer is Tom Wright.

Landslide! Ryan Haxton Hot Mess of 2009!
Qualifications:
- Human Urinal
- Gang Banged in Porn Video
- Drinks Piss like its koolaid
- Been with over a 100 guys and counting in 2009
- Smoke Blown up his ass
- Sex with retards
- Lies about everything
- Made his mother cry countless times
- Does not care about his handicap dad
- Ruined his family name
- People laugh at him when seen in public

The list goes on and on but Ryan Haxton or Jayden Taylor as he wants to be called should win this no Problem!

Tom Wright that should be description enough