CLICK HERE for a very professional-sounding article published this week about Energy and it’s rather dismal-looking situation. It seems that one Paul Caprio is the whistle-blower here (in addition to being a hair stylist and Cicilline buddy), claiming that a professional assessment of noise levels in his 2nd floor apartment were twice as what’s necessary to harm human hearing. We call bullshit on this one unless the guy’s like, a small child, or maybe some 80-year-old with his hearing aid turned up too loud (besides, how easy could it be to really fake something like that or have an assessment bought). Either way, buddy, you bought the damn place with a club downstairs — so we’re willing to bet that it was having strippers walking in and out that was the last straw here. Regardless, the Projo article goes on to say that Paul “suffered hearing loss and impairment of his mental health and had been forced to flee his condo.” (sounds like us when we go to Energy too!)

Can you imagine explaining all that shit to someone? His lawyer must think he’s a total drama queen!

Paul even brought those slutty posters that 2Xcess put up for the Board of Licenses to see, calling them “sexually suggestive”. He can’t seriously have us believe that he’s never seen the posters Chris Harris used to put up downstairs in Roxy and Diesel — we clearly remember seeing two men dressed as dogs humping on a poster once! (or something to that effect) Anyway, of course they’re suggestive! It’s a fucking go-go club for christ’s sake — which why we think it’s the strippy part, not the noise — which isn’t really something they can suspend their license for.

Luckily, however, THIS ARTICLE was published by Projo almost four weeks ago about how the chick who started running the Martini Lounge on Clemence Street (a space that we’ve posted endlessly about) somehow fucked it up and the licensing board chose not to give her the liquor license she needed in order to actually own the bar in the first place. This means Tommy still has it — so maybe we can expect something fantastic to happen and Paul Caprio can set his sights on Roxy next (somehow we don’t think that will happen, plus we know Mr. Lupo would be having none of that).

Thoughts?

UPDATE: You may also CLICK HERE for a very clever Daily Dose post on this issue, featuring Miguel looking coy in the post photo!

P.S. — Daily Dose might want to check to make sure Fat Scott (who must be laughing his cheesy poofs up over all of this) doesn’t own that photo — he’ll shut your asses right down!