Okay, we know what you’re thinking, “what the hell is this crap?”, right?

Don’t worry bitches, you’re going to love this. We cooked this idea up several months ago, but are only now finding a use for it. We like playing games (and we know Providence loves playing them), and after Hot Body Idol last spring it occurred to us that a short-format, question-based game with contestants could be a hit — if paced and set up properly.

The idea of a spelling bee was dismissed pretty quickly (how lame, right?), until we thought about it a little more. What kind of words could you be asked to spell? And how about using those words in a sentence? And how easy could this all really be after a few drinks, even if the words are relatively easy?

Can you spell “badunkadunk”? Can we use it in a sentence? Yes we can! “Foam padding is used to create Sabrina Blaze’s fake badunkadunk. Badunkadunk.” Throw in a crass drag queen (Kitty Litter) and a strict tranny (Sarah Beyers) — and we’ve definitely got something here! Wanna be a contestant? We can only have four or five to keep this thing moving, so hit the Bitch Button to compete! We’ve even got a prize set up for the winner!

Can you handle it? We’ve got to get our word list and accompanying sentences together — we think they’re all probably coming from Urban Dictionary, so get studying, bitches!