So, 2xcess: Male Zone has finally moved out of Energy (and taking all of the energy with it). Energy is now limited to funny-tasting liquor and XM satellite radio. Bummer.

In any case, the new 2xcess will be open and operational by the end of the week in their old location on Allens Ave., presumably with the added abilities of their very unique entertainment license, and under a new name, no less. Originally, the “new” strip club was going to be called Prestige, definitely a move up — likely in effort to attract a “classier” clientele, which that area is sorely in need of. But then Rodney from RI Pride swoops in with his own ideas — a new name, ready-made website, logo, the works — and for lack of a better reason (and because Rodney did it for free, which completely devalues that type of work and does a disservice to those who would otherwise charge for design services), the new place will be called….

TOUCH: Providence

Wait, what?! It might as well just be called “Come, Feel Us Up”! So much for being clever. Well, maybe the new name isn’t completely inappropriate, because most of the kids working there have been touched by most of Providence — so really, Providence will be touching you.

Sexy!