Okay, we’re going to start at last night and work backwards — because it’s easier for us to remember, of course!

Sunday night we had our Nasty Boyz party at State. What the hell was Nasty Boyz? Who cares? It was our mini-themed response to the Miss Alternative pageant that took place at Hell last night. We were approached by Sarah Beyers and Hell owner Stefano last Sunday to work out a cross-promotion between the pageant and our Sunday nights at State. We’d worked with Sarah on similar projects in the past and they always worked well, so this seemed like a good idea since the pageant started early in the evening and State doesn’t pick up until later. The trouble came when they decided to change the time of the pageant to 11:30p, totally fucking the reason for our “theme”, and making nothing Nasty about the night at State!

That was until Chris Harris sends us a text message asking if State had a wireless mic — because he was out barhopping with Anthony Lamont, and wanted to bring him by. Our Nasty Boyz theme became a reality after all! In case you’re unaware, Anthony Lamont is a world-famous drag queen/entertainer/performer, travels the world with DJs, MCing parties, and is the only performer (other than Amanda Lepore) that we’ve seen get totally naked on stage at Diesel/Roxy.

So by 12:30a, our Sunday night at State was jumping — and our DJ Tommy Stylez and Anthony Lamont were working the sound system over. Fantastic.

Before they left the bar at the end of the night, Anthony asked that we give a special “hey, girl!” to Bomb Dome, who rode in the limo with Anthony and Harris from House of Blues to Therapy on Saturday night — making an impression on him with her penchant for poppers. We die!

For an official recap on the first Miss Alternative Pageant from an official tranny, CLICK HERE. p.s — we wanna meet this Jessica bitch!

Anyhow, we were all at Therapy Saturday night, for one of those messy nights that nobody can seem to remember all of. Now it’s not unusual for us not to remember getting home from Therapy, but in this case, we can’t remember arriving at Therapy. Danger! Well, not all true, we do remember some of it — there might have even been some dancing involved. Earlier in the night we were hanging out at Colosseum, which turns 21+ upstairs at Mythology this week (thank jebus). We never stay at Mythology all night though, so we hopped on over to Dark Lady, where Buck and Rande had decided to put Ada to work (after she spooked them by talking about working over at Colosseum Wednesday nights). Well, they put her to work all right — as a shot girl! While we found this hilarious, Ada was none too pleased and had told the Dark Lady to shove it by 1am. Good girl!

On account of a prior engagement of Sabrina Blaze’s on Friday nights, Ada has also been given the reigns at Dark Lady to turn that wreck right around! We think she’ll be doing more than serving shots…