So Friday night we were downtown on Richmond St. and we noticed that Recess Pub was closed. Not just totally dead, but like literally shut down on a Friday night — now we were there Thursday night with Bomb-Dizzle (as you know) and didn’t exactly think anything of the place being closed at the time… until we found out that Cranston gay strip club, 727 has been shut down as well. Apparently that new prostitution law is working after all! Anyhow, the one thing Recess Pub and 727 have in common? Fat Scott, of course! No wonder he was hanging out at the Alleycat all of Friday night — bitch had nothing else to do!

Anyway, the possible reasons for this double-closure could range from loss of a liquor license, to Scott’s long-dead sex-with-minors charges, to both bars’ entire staffs getting caught in his fat rolls — who knows! One’s thing’s for sure, things never last long (and strippers can’t make any cash) when you don’t run your shit right!