Okay bitches, chew on this:

While it’s not “White Trash” party at the Dark Lady this week, around 12a the Lady’s Snow St. lot had an RV parked in it anyway. So a wayward snowbird got caught up in Providence and had to spend the night in a free lot, right? Not necessarily!

As it happens, our unimaginably sleazy cross-dressing Trannymania-anchor Suzie was up to (and on) some new tricks. It’s our understanding that the RV idling in the DL lot is Suzie’s new rental while she peformed Dido’s White Flag inside (it’s always about going down on something, isn’t it?) , and that the services of a close-by CBC, and an even more convenient Dark Lady bathroom; are no longer needed — because her new home is just seconds away, and running on diesel!

And just when we thought Snow Street couldn’t get any sleazier!

Anyhow, we’re not here to judge — it’s a good idea! And probably cost-effective, too. You know, pound for pound — or gallon for gallon…