a lesson for the 21st century
So Mr. Bob Thibault, infamous keeper of the crypt known as Gallery, has taken to the switchboard to vocalize his frustration with us for suggesting that Laurel Casey (there’s a name from Bitchidence past) would be performing at the Gallery in the future. Now the funniest part is not that Bob’s totally bullshit over the very mention of Casey’s name — it’s that we posted an item about this very topic…. A FUCKING YEAR AGO!
Now we do know that Mr. Dana down at Gallery faithfully prints out our online rubbish like a Sunday paper so that Thibault can get a look at the latest and greatest silliness, so maybe it’s not Bob’s fault he can’t understand how to read the time-stamp present on each post. Maybe it’s Dana’s stupidity causing him to print out Bitchidence posts in reverse.
Or maybe the time-warp is also in purpose, meaning poor Bob has done a poor job of keep his friends close at such a fragile age. God, getting old must suck.
I think the word I’m looking for, when I consider your lifestyle and countenance is: “infantile” or “adolescent” – and that’s all I have to say to you loose lipped charlatans.
Dear Laura; you are amazing and I love you, forever and ever. Amen.
Dear Constituents, it is time to refrain from chastising Bob. We are all being forwarded to the same address and you and Bob, and me and Ted and Alice will be rotting side by side someday soon. Remember that you can’t wear a wig or lip-sink in the great beyond. Your infantile attitudes and bend-over behaviors will be but a memory to those who ‘come’ after, so it is best to forgive, forget, and practice the purity of selfless acceptance and generosity of spirit. May I also add that droopie titties are better than fake rubber appendages, and I am as real as they come. Real is advanced. Real takes courage. And it is with Real affection that I have asked Bob to be my First Lady. Youth is a temporary condition, and making fun of the aged is bad Karma. Those of you who laugh at the elderly will be the first to become impotent and forced to wear plastic undergarments. Forced to laugh without teeth, dance in a wheelchair, sing into an oxygen mask. I love you and don’t want to see this happen to you before your time. That is why I am running for Mayor of Providence and ask for your support. Part of my five step plan for Providence is to install a Fountain of Youth in the center of the River of Gondolas where all the Queens of the City can frolic
and splash naked and glorious, forever young. Bob, of course, will be standing in the center, holding the Torch of Tender Mercy. I will, of course, be video-taping. I thank you in advance for your support of my candidacy. I have many hopes and plans for the City that Always Sleeps, and I depend on you geniuses to help me shake the cages of the boring. I will return from my country-wide search for fiscally responsible pothole filling techniques in late April, and will be announcing my candidacy on May First, (MAY DAY!) at an undisclosed location. I look forward to working with you. Regards, Dr. L.H.Casey
Oh, by the way, Laurel child if you be reading this you best check yourself gurl. The milk from
his old sack is bad gurl!!!! It got me so sick that my clit swelled up like an oyster! Straight up
gurl, I got your back.
Laurel Casey is a crazy bitch! I vote for her any da. She be showin her old, saggy titties all
over the place. And old man Bob don’t like that. One day she come and make it right. Laurel
did the nasty with my babies daddy. He be telling me that crazy bitch beat him, but she got milk
left in those titties. Seems like old man Bob need a nipple to suck on to keep his mouth shut.
Bob is now the official first lady of Providence! Where is her crown!?!?
Mr. Bob Thibault, infamous keeper of the crypt known as Gallery
I just cant contain my laughter.
Maybe it’s Dana’s stupidity causing him to print out Bitchidence posts in reverse.
This has me cryin now w/laughter!!
You guys bring the biggest smile to my face! Thank you! (meaning Bitchidence)