Can’t wait until 9pm to get some hot action? Feeling like having a private dance on your desk at work? Are you a girl and can’t get Sundays off to even get in to Trixx? Don’t have the cash to get in the real ones’ pants? (Actually, these are pretty much the same price)

Trixx dancers action figures are for you!

With Miguel and Devin action figures, you can watch them perform a shower show in the kitchen sink! Build them private rooms from old shoe boxes! Make rich daddy Ken give them the keys to Barbie’s convertible! For a sawbuck or more, you can make them do just about anything!

Wait, we’re still talking about dolls, right?