So anyway, we’re running up Washington St to get our car on 16th st. With nothing to do at 5am except go home (which we weren’t about to do), we drove zig-zagged over to Ocean Drive to get another drink out of our backseat cooler and chill on the beach for a while.
All we had at this point was a half bottle of Hpnotiq and a half bottle of Bacardi, but no matter.

Now remember we mentioned the sun doesn’t come up for another hour? Well we had completely forgotten about that by now, and expected the sun to make an appearance VERY shortly. Well, instead of the sun we got something very different; now this isn’t really that big of a surprise now, but at the time it was a little shocking. As it turns out, the beach along Ocean Drive turns into the biggest gay cruising spot we’ve EVER SEEN!

Or, not seen, as the case may be. What we did see however were ominous dark figures roaming the beach ALL AROUND US!(the horror…) So, we crawled up on top of one of those 7ft high beach chair stacks with our drinks and hoped our white plastic tower would safeguard us from otherwise certain molestation. It did, but our drinks ran out by 6, and we were not all that tired so we drove home.

As you can imaging, we were tired, hungover and wanted nothing but our warm beds, so we were rushing to get back home. We’ve been so wrapped up in our partying world by this time that we forgot that everyday life was resuming again this Monday morning, and we didn’t realize we were going so fast when we got stopped going 50mph in a 15 in a school zone (oops!, good thing the cop didn’t see the empty liquor bottles strewn about the back seat). For real though we were going with the flow of traffic! Anyway, 15 minutes and 1 mandatory court appearance order later, we managed to make it back in one peice.

All in all our time in South Florida was everything we’d hoped it be (and some thing we hoped it wouldn’t be). But now we’re now back to the real world (sort of) of Providence, with some higher expectations of this place. So get cracking! (and no more school zones! screw the kids!)