Well, it’s been like a fucking year since the last time we posted.

Don’t be alarmed, we didn’t stop drinking or anything… quite the opposite actually. We really just didn’t know how or where to pick back up, but here it goes.

The last time we wrote a post, we had just gotten back from WMC 07 in Miami (which we missed this year), which as you can read above was a total blast. Our time away from Bitchidence.com hasn’t been all bad though, we still remain out downtown all the time and still know pretty much everything going on — which is why you need us, you two-night-a-week party-hacks.

Last night we started out down at one of our favorite straight bars, Recess Pub. Well, it’s kind of straight. If you’re one of those straight-gays that likes to guess who’s going to pound your face versus your ass (or both at once…hot), this is your place. Despite having two friends who have gotten roofied there in the last year, we continue to take our chances to check out the college guys. Nobody has drugged us though… yet (please slip us a Mickey, we’ll take it voluntarily!)

On the way down we passed the new club Elements under Level 2 (see above from last spring for details…) where Deja Vu used to be. We haven’t asked any questions about this place yet but its Thursday night was undeniably popping with a line about 50 overdone skanks and guidos long.

We all know Mirabar blows monkeys (he he) on Thursdays with its Strip Poker night, so we skipped right over that and bounced down to Energy — one of our favorite places that can’t seem to get a night together lately. Supposedly Volume Productions has taken over Tuesdays and Thursdays, but they’ve had the nights for 4 weeks now and we’ve seen no improvement since Pop! died last fall. We say get your shit together or move on. The only decent night there lately is Sundays which seems to have come together by accident. DJ Playboy Marco does a fabulous hip-hop set but we’re not convinced that the crowd that collects there is intentional (bar skanks, college queens and just about every ghetto fag from the Chad Brown Projects, and NOBODY over 21) but that doesn’t stop us!

Thursdays suck though, so we went to Dark Lady — which never fails on a Thursday night. With AV8 still spinning, like, all the time, we usually can’t go wrong. After ordering two different drinks, neither of which could be made because DL’s liquor for the week “wasn’t in yet” (hint, hint), we got stuck with beer. We can’t remember much after this, but we think it’s a good start!

We feel so much better now!