We’ve never heard of this before, but apparently there’s some award given out by local rag Divine Providence (Michael Slade… hehe) that attempts to name the city’s best gay bar bartenders in 6 different categories. We remain skeptical and insist that this is some kind of joke, so instead of voting, we’re going to name our predictions for the outcome (and why!).

The categories are as follows:

Best Bartender of the Year

LaDiva, Dark Lady

We had a hard time trying to figure this one out (sort of). We asked around a lot to see who everyone voted for, and we got a lot of different answers from “she never charges me” to “he’s hot”. We don’t buy any of that.

LaDiva bartends probably 5 nights a month (which means she never has the chance to blow us off at the bar or annoy us in the usual cunty bartender ways), she’s one of the only drag queens that looks great, lady-like and is sweet as pie everytime we see her, and most importantly — we can’t ever remember what she charges us for drinks.

Who could ask for more? Not us.
Who will probably win? Michael Slade.