Anyone who was out in Providence at all this weekend knows some weird shit happened — and we’re going to do our best to remember ANY of it!

Friday we bounced around the usual shitty-ness. Mirabar was all decked out in flags (of our fathers, we presume) with DJ Richard Michael spinning in place of DJ Ken Sima who was entertaining lesbian pit-bulls in P-Town all weekend. That was all well and good until a fight broke out on the 3rd floor and someone got attacked by someone else who retaliated by smashing a glass back into the face of the attacker! We think these two prefer to remain nameless, but don’t mind mentioning that Mirabar GM Paul Murphy chose not to throw them out…

So don’t hesitate to make it personal at Mirabar next time some queen steps on your new white kicks. It’s all good, girl!

Energy was busy with it’s usual Chad Brown Projects (and occasional Trixx rent boy stripper) crowd. We knew it was time to leave when we were worried we were going to slip on fluids left over from a disturbing 5-way “dance-off” in the main room.

We think the following photo speaks for itself…. in spanish.