So we hit up the Dark Lady block party Saturday night — it was a HOT TRANNY MESS!

We’re talking specifically about the below comparison between Saturday night and the next night at Therapy, can’t a Miss Gay Rhode Island afford a new outfit? To donate some clothes, drop them off in one of the Bartender of the Year ballot boxes. The tranny will get whatever the boys at Divine Providence can’t fit into.

We say, just plain don’t ask.

Anyway, when we realized that the drag show was going to go ALL NIGHT LONG, we scooted over to Mirabar for, well, nothing exciting.