On account of rebuilding Bitchidence.com due to some… “unpleasantness” earlier in the week, we were reminded that we had that little music bar at the bottom of your Bitchidence.com window — we last used it a few weeks ago to give you bitches a sample of DJ Marcus Christian’s set for his recent night at State. But that was weeks ago, and since the music player is still there, why not use it?

Presenting: our monthly Bitchidence playlist! This will be a Top 10 songs we’ve been listening to over the past couple weeks, you know, while we write, make drinks, shave our ass, host after-hours, etc. Will we forget about this for next month? Maybe! But it’s fun now — and if you’re just getting back to school, something to shake your ass to in front of your new roomies to make them uncomfortable!

Work!

We’ve been working all day to bring you the Bitchidence — not because we want to, but because our old version shit the bed and we have no choice. And a better reason, we could not find!

Anyhow, you’ll notice some changes in layout, different buttons, whatever. Some of you have been watching it come together throughout the day (creepers!). It’s different and we’re scurred, but you must embrace the fear! Because most of you only voted one star or five stars on the “B” ratings, that’s been reduced to a thumbs up or down — since most of you either love or hate what we end up vomiting up on here. And is that boob-shaped Bitch Button just killing you??? (We think it might be better looking even MORE boob-shaped)

We’ve also gotten some feedback about shit not displaying correctly, which doesn’t surprise us. We do not have Internet Explorer and have little interest in site testing on it — but if parts of your beloved Bitchidence really don’t look right, comment or hit a “thumbs down” or something and we’ll work it. It’s not done anyway, so chill, bitch.

Enjoy!

UPDATE: If you ever had any suggestions for improvements (shutting Bitchidence does NOT count…), now’s the time!

See that blue bar at the bottom of your Bitchidence.com window? Remember that?

Well it’s just been updated to stream DJ Marcus Christian‘s brand new Sunday Sessions mix right into your fucking computer, and it’s fire!

Marcus will be back with us this Sunday the 16th at State for his third appearance with us — his last two have been insane — remember Tomasso’s birthday party with Jackie Collins? Remember Empire State, our NYC Pride party? Of course you do, you were probably there!

Just click the left side of the bar below and you’re ass will be out of that godforsaken swivel chair in no time!

This began as a joke, but ended in reality. Enjoy!

Click the image for the full size!

Check it, bitches!

For a limited time only, we’re giving you a little audio bar at the bottom of your Bitchidence page where you can get a streaming preview of DJ Marcus Christian’s set for Empire State this Sunday at State!

As if you didn’t have enough to do when you visit this blog…

Okay bitches, so since Tuesday liquor taste-test at Lupo’s (which completely fucked our day, by the way), we’ve been basically on the run between meetings, appointments, meetings for drinks, drinking, and after-hourses. All of this is great, but it doesn’t leave much time to keep you all updated — and it’s not all for not either — we’ve been working on something big! And you’ll see it in the flyer above and in our specially-modified Bitchidence.com masthead (see, anything can be an ad if you’re willing to cover shit up!).

Announcing Le Cirque Final! during Providence Pride on Sunday the 21st, at the Dark Lady presented by us at Bitchidence.com, and our friends Paint It Pink! Sure it’s a bite-off of Dark Lady’s Big Top Circus party the night before, but that just means we can use a lot of their left-over (and already rented) decorations and concentrate on other fun shit!

The circus theme though is the only thing in common with Dark Lady’s Saturday party though — our block party splits off wildly from then on there. We’ve got live bands Mahi Mahi and Llove playing dancable music while our two headliner trannies Elle Davenport and Ada Adore perform with fire-breathing back-up dancers! Make no mistake, bitches, there will be NOTHING like this party at Providence Pride this year. It will be literally scorching. But not scorching you, that would be a fire hazard.

But that’s not the only thing special about Le Cirque Final, it’s not only Dark Lady’s Pride closing party, but it’s also Dark Lady’s FOREVER closing party! Were you even aware? The Dark Bitch is moving down the street next to Alleycat this summer! And we get to put it’s current location through the wringer for the very last time! Bitch is all used up!

We promised you video, and we’ll be damned if we don’t show it to you.

The trouble is, when we got the footage home, there was no audio! This was a huge problem until we decided to make our film footage of our liquor taste-test at Lupo’s into a silent film which we’ve titled appropriately, Washington St. Booze.

Be sure to catch Chris Harris walking past in the background at one point, and don’t you just LOVE it when Vienna downs the nip of Tanqueray?!

Enjoy!

UPDATE: YouTube was not pleased that we used copyrighted audio in our silent film, so for the full experience, click here!

It doesn’t happen often, but every so often you bitches come out with something that we agree with, or jealously wish we had said first. But rather than edit your comments and steal your ideas for our future posts, we allow the warm glow of thoughtful readers be satisfaction enough… now those days are over!

We’re going to begin adding something extra special to certain comments that we agree with — how, you ask? A gold star?

Hell-fucking-yes, a gold star!

Have gold stars, fuckfaces! (wait, is “fuckface” one word, or two?)

Just in case you didn’t know.

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And to help you with that, we made you desktop wallpapers (because apparently we’re just as vain as you bitches) — now your co-workers don’t have to question what you’re reading, they can just see what they’re paying you to do without having to ask!

Just click on our Downloads Page and choose one of our three new fresh and fantastic wallpapers — and commence loving it!