Which club manager is about to get canned because he can’t get a liquor license in his own name?

We ♥ Not So Blind Items!

Maybe we’re blind (or just blind drunk), but where the hell are all of the rainbow flags that they used to attach to the lamp posts downtown? Those fuckers used to be all over downtown year-round, and now they can’t even come out for Pride Weekend?

Are we missing something?

Did someone have them all gathered and locked up so as not to underscore the inherent gayness of this city? Why isn’t some sort of pride organization like, all over this one?

Which Gallery bartender recently got busted on-site for selling drugs? We’ll put money on Thibault calling the cops himself to make an example!

Cold!

Okay bitches, which Mirabar shot boy bartender lies about being underage, but manages to keep his job by naming names concerning “activity” within the bar?

We would assert that you can only fuck people for a living (literally and figuratively) for so long before they start to fuck back — these shot boys is trippin’! We can understand (if we really stretch) doing shit to get a job, but sexual favors to KEEP a job??? And at Mirabar!!! Either Mirabar is one of Rhode Island’s strongest gay lifestyle brands (giving boys cause to do anything to be a part of it) or it all just came naturally to him!

Don’t worry if you can’t figure it out, though, you can Visit Him Online!

God, we miss Not So Blind Items!

Which troubled porn star and state employee duo were out bar-hopping over the weekend with the state employee’s ex-boyfriend? All night.

Scandalous!

(“How scandalous? So scandalous!”)

UPDATE: Did anyone catch Buddy Cianci’s radio show Tuesday afternoon? Buddy commented that the duo were already bought matching Harleys. Hmmmmm…..

Which new promoter for Energy recently went rummaging for drugs in purses at Wheels?

Sources say said bump-bandit was “an underweight thuggish looking Latino guy with greasy hair, and he was obviously high.”

Obviously!

And it seems girlfriend will never learn to keep his sticky paws to himself!

It seems someone has been shopping around doctored and printed out Bitchidence.com posts to several downtown bars with the intent of stirring up trouble. Who would do such a thing? The lesson here is that the only real Bitchidence.com is what you see online.

In any case, whoever it is doing all the trash talking is probably the same one screwing Trixx dancers out of cash owed for privates…

After firing the tax collector of Providence, which Providence mayor now has his brother (now in prison) pay for his “wedding” to which rent-boy?

Which Allens Ave. club-owner had local NBC10‘s microphones thrust in his face recently on Allens Ave. over his “owner” title?

Extra credit if you know why ownership was in question.

Which Energy-Trixx DJ brings new meaning to the word “Francophile”? (haha)