This is Gia Devaroux — we know her name, but can’t figure out if she’s a drag queen or a tranny. She was on our “Providence’s Favorite Drag Queen” poll, but upon closer inspection, we’re not so sure where she belong. This is a hard one!

What do you think?

Okay bitches, we’ve been actually rather surprised by the popularity of “Drag Queen or Tranny”, even if the comment strings do keep leading to heavy-hearted, metaphysical discussions about drag queen versus tranny. So let’s switch gears for a minute and have some fun! (at others’ expense, naturally) Take a close look at this one, it’s a reader-submitted picture and we’re certain that it is NOT photoshopped.

Enjoy!

p.s. — do these polls display fucked up for you bitches? We use Safari and the grey box always extends further down than Fat Scott’s rap sheet.

Okay, so the last one was easy. If you haven’t been on Bitchidence.com in the last year then there’s maybe a chance that you didn’t already know that one. And for the 23% that didn’t get it right, there’s no hope for you on this one. We neglected to list Parrys Hampton on the last two polls because frankly, we didn’t know whether to put her on the drag queen or tranny polls! Seriously!

What do you think?

So, after our last poll adventure, it came to our attention that the “write-in” option, while being utilized, showed results only to us — which is no fun. The question was “Who is Providence’s favorite tranny?”, and the write-ins are as follows:

LaDiva Jonez
parrys
La Diva Jones
LaDiva Jones
vienna
haley starr
La diva jones
jackie collins
Haley Star
Vienna

This leads us to our next question: do you fucking people know the difference between drag queen and tranny? It’s subtle, we know — but instead of sitting here, confused at these write-in results, we got an idea! Drag Queen or Tranny polls! Let’s see just how clear these girls have made it already on whether their shit’s real or not. Our first one is an easy one, a little research and you’ll find out the answer — but don’t worry, these will get harder!

You may be surprised who’s really what!

Well that was fun!

It looks like you bitches voted just about right, although we think that Gia beating everyone’s ass is a little suspicious, and Jenna St. James’s 11% to be just criminal, Haley Star’s 7% and everyone else is probably just about on point! Speaking of Jenna, did anyone else catch her Hot Body Contest last night at Dark Lady? Well after getting harassed unduly by drunken lesbians at Alleycat, we found the weekly contest down the street to be total weirdsville… and kind of a turn-on! (for once). They were hot and they were showing it, which just goes to show that good competition brings out the penis best in all of us — the final two even resolved in a voluntary forfeit of $100, which we’ll never understand. There was also a contestant who insisted to Jenna St. James on being called simply, “freak”, which we loved. Wouldn’t it be great if the drag queens did that? Like, chose a new name for just one night? You’d be out on the street and Sean Powell would walk up to you in drag and you’d say, “look, it’s the tranny from Stargate– I mean, hey Chante!” and she’d hush you and put her finger to your lips and whisper, “tonight I am Mystique…”. What a fucking world, you know?

Anyway, since the last poll was so much fun, we have a feeling the claws will really come out when you vote for your favorite tranny! Now just so everyone knows, drag queens and trannies are inherently different in several respects. But first and foremost, trannies are not men in womens’ clothes, they’ve all got some sort of life-plan worked out that results in them being physically transformed into a woman over time, and to varying degrees. That being said, most of them enjoy the benefits of some kind of hormone treatment to slender out, gain some curves and lose some hair — it also makes them total psycho bitches, which of course is what attracts us to them in the first place! The more you know, right?!

So vote! (we think we missed some, so a write-in is enabled for this poll)

Ok, we’ve been languishing in summer, very much like you all probably have been. The city is empty, everyone is off on vacation or just doing a lot of drinking during the day, leaving the bars pretty empty at night — and it’s too hazy for us to even reasonably get a tan! So what’s a girl to do? Have some fun, that’s what!

Vote on something! (we’re really trying to fix the way these polls display!)

UPDATE: Would somebody please fucking vote for Haley Star? You bitches are just terrible!

So despite whoever went up to Boston over the weekend to Roxy (which we assume was a lot of you), Providence was still busy. That must mean a lot of you bitches ain’t got no money!

That’s okay though, there’s plenty of places down here where you can get in for free (like State). So we start Saturday night at Dark Lady to hear Jackie Collins sing Last Dance (which never gets old) and visit our favorite Rande-LaDiva-Ron bartender combo. Then after seeing Haley Star flop around onstage for a few minutes before cutting Jackie’s performance short, we’re down on the dancefloor dancing with her. Sounds pretty normal, right? Well that was until a very funny object comes flying out Haley’s purse! This wasn’t something that you just keep there for a rainy day, and bitch is actually a boy (in case you didn’t know), and that purse matched her outfit so you know she packed it all in there that very night. What do you think it was????

Vote!

The answer will not surprise you!

Anyway, stay close for our very own Bitchidence.com Pride Guide! It’s way better than that other one!

UPDATE: It looks like (according to our poll results) it was already obvious to everyone that Haley Star carries a bottle of poppers around in her purse.

Dirty girl!

Okay, so since Chris Harris’s fabulous party at Lupo’s on Friday night, the conversations we’ve had with people about that night center on liquor quality over Amanda Lepore about 2-1. You know?????

Anyway, the story goes that when Mr. Lupo bought the joint, every bottle without an unbroken seal was thrown out, and the first night the bartenders opened brand new bottles — good practice, right? That’s what we’d expect to take place, and we believe the story.

But as we’ve said before, that bar is only called Lupo’s on certain nights of the week, leaving the bar in the hands of Roxy the rest of the time. And all we know is that after three drinks, we could barely walk in a straight line — something was up! What do you think?

Vote!

We hung out for a little bit with the fabulous LaDiva last night at Dark Lady. And we love us some LaDiva. Bitch is timeless, ageless even! Or is she?

We don’t surprise easily, but we were shocked (shocked) to find out her real age.

What do you think? Vote!

If you just can’t figure it out and are broken out in sweats of frustration, go see her up-close in Nunsense A-men tonight or tomorrow!