Okay, we’ll just save you the trouble. Wanna see another one that used to live around here? CLICK HERE.

Okay bitches, this has just gotten completely ridiculous.

We’ve read a lot of your comments lately about poor Ryan Haxton living back in the area working silly restaurant jobs and whatnot, which is all now called into question — because it’s clear he’s marching forward out west… trudging deeper into the world of niche fetish porn!

He’s done pee porn, smoking porn — and now foot porn! (it’s very dramatic)

See for yourself by CLICKING HERE, and if you can manage to return to Bitchidence.com, having forgiven us for exposing you to such bizarre nonsense, maybe you can fill us in on what the fuck a “footjob” is!

Thanks to our faithful Bitch Buttoners, and viva la Jayden!

Let’s be serious people, as we’ve all learned over the last couple years, pretty much anyone can do porn! This creates the distinction between real porn stars, and what we can safely and simply refer to as porn “people”. You know, the real-life everyday people of porn!

CLICK HERE to watch another one of our locals get tag-teamed by old people — there’s even a quick cameo by this year’s RI Pride parade! Hey, you could be in porn too!

Viva la porn people!

Aside from a couple (ok, maybe a few) dirty camera-phone pictures, we really can’t see any good coming from allowing yourself to be photographed (or filmed) naked and having sex, and not making it your full time job. Like, if you’re a porn star and earn a living from it, then showing up on a computer screen in your hometown is obviously not that big of a deal. But why do it once and then forget about it until you need money again?

Maybe Mirabar just doesn’t pay that well! CLICK HERE.

In case you missed that Xtube video with one of our locals in it, you can see it HERE instead!

If it hadn’t been so quickly yanked off Xtube, we might have let this one go…

More porn stars show up in Providence! Yes! They’re among us!

And it’s not pretty! In the past, our beloved local porn stars have trudged through the murky waters of twink porn, piss porn, smoking porn, and now… old people porn! Just the place we weren’t looking for it to go — no offense to old people or anything, we just don’t want to see them fucking on film. Or anywhere else.

CLICK HERE for the latest out the gate — can YOU identify him? We sure can! Along with a ton of people who didn’t get paid to get into bed with him!

CLICK HERE to watch some truly painful porn mess drama. Funny… but painful!

Fast forward (please) to about 3:40 for our Rhode Islander pornstar shout-out.

Porn drama sure is weird!

Click the screen shot to get the full size version.

God bless the Bitch Button! (and we really did try to let this story die on its own…)

p.s. — This convo makes no fucking sense!

If you’ve got some extra cheese laying around and secretly dream of sharing fuck-buddies with our Providence mayor, dream no more!

Click here for the Rentboy.com profile of none other than Matt (Corbin Fisher’s Brent), and you too can experience in full scope, “dreams… fantasy… reality”

Deep!

Would you pay for it?

So after the comical fuckery involving Energy, junkies (surprise), Fat Scott (surprise), and Harris, State shut down at 1 and we still had a going-away party for Elle to return to!

There was most of a liquor-melon and some sangria left, so we got it together and descended back onto Ada and Vienna’s place with Nissa. Now this foursome combo (Vienna had had enough) had never come together in an after-hours setting — and it was out of cunt-roll. After making our first drink, we went to the freezer to chip some ice off of an open bag, and ended up spilling a plate-full of frozen chocolate eclairs all over the kitchen floor, which after some funny comment got launched into Ada’s room (kids, do NOT invite us to your house for after-hours if you’re not in the mood to clean something up, remember Ty with the super-soaker????). In all this fun though, we didn’t realize that Ada had quietly turned on her webcam, broadcasting our after-hours goings-on to about 1,500 people on something called Cam4 (of which we had no prior knowledge… seriously!).

Not to be thought a prude, especially after having a few drinks — we went with it! Who wouldn’t? Nothing sexual, just some silliness for the camera! As if this all wasn’t funny enough, the real attraction here was in the viewers — bitches are dirty, nasty and really quite creative!

We became “White Shirt” and “Red Shirt” (until they learned our actual names on account of the audio we didn’t know was enabled), while Ada and Nissa were “Ada” and “Nissa” (on account of them already being webcam superstars). We were asked (and ordered) to do all kinds weird shit involving food, drugs, each other, parts of the bed, etc. We were called “party gods”, “fuck sluts”, and “white shirt better not show his ass” — apparently we were the #1 show on the website for like three hours!

For real, who wants to host our next tranny Cam4 party?! Be okay with cleaning things like chocolate eclairs off the floor…