“I fucking hate you!”
– Parrys Hampton last Sunday at A Night With Parrys at State, as she bounced DJ Tommy Stylez into the back of the bar when he told her he’d already played Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance
“I am the queen of this place!”
– Greg from the door of Diesel in a big, black booming voice as he threw some unruly patron out
“If you are gay and you know it KILL YOURSELF!!!!!”
– the class act that is Joey Barone/DJ Joey Codes
Where do they grow these people?
“His ass tastes like sugar.”
Who do you think uttered these beauties? The answer is unlikely to surprise you!
“It was Crack-a-lackin.”
Snoop Dogg to State promoter Bernard when he asked how his stay at the Hampton Inn on Weybossett went
“Fuck both of you Chad Brown bitches.”
– Ada Adore, to the two Chad Brown bitches who wrecked the Dark Lady bathroom last Friday night.
“Oh my god, look at all of this Asian shit…”
– Us, upon looking into the back of Striker’s car this morning, not remembering the night before properly
“Why is my girlfriend so unhappy? Her dad died like a week ago, and I thought she would get over it by now, but she’s being a real emo about the whole thing. Last night, I told her to stop whining and move on with life. I mean, she’s 15 years old, she can handle herself, but she got really angry and I was forced to kick her out of the house because she wouldn’t stop whining about how I was being “insensitive”. How can I make her happy again? Because her whining is really getting in the way of my plans to introduce her to anal. Women can be so selfish.”
