“Don’t fuck with me bitch… your first mistake, making it seem that I was you… your second mistake, out of all your sad ass 110 friends over half of em were my friends… I got your ass deleted cunt, and I know you’re reading this because you ain’t no gossip-gurl you’re a sad faggot who has no life trying to stir up shit in a kitchen that got to hott on your ass!”

– Parrys Hampton, reminding us why she’s one of Providence’s baddest girls.

BTW, who the fuck is this Sable chick? We’re just hearing about all of this Facebook drama now — and really it’s just hilarious.

UPDATE: For commentary by Miss Ada on the infamous Sable, CLICK HERE

“I would choose to live in the Victorian era, because drugs were legal. Oh, and before AIDS. Thank you.”

– Us, making fun of the silly questions and answers put to the contestants of the Triple Crown Pageant last Sunday

“I fucking hate you!”

– Parrys Hampton last Sunday at A Night With Parrys at State, as she bounced DJ Tommy Stylez into the back of the bar when he told her he’d already played Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance

“I am the queen of this place!”

– Greg from the door of Diesel in a big, black booming voice as he threw some unruly patron out

“If you are gay and you know it KILL YOURSELF!!!!!”

– the class act that is Joey Barone/DJ Joey Codes

Where do they grow these people?

“His ass tastes like sugar.”

Who do you think uttered these beauties? The answer is unlikely to surprise you!

“It was Crack-a-lackin.”

Snoop Dogg to State promoter Bernard when he asked how his stay at the Hampton Inn on Weybossett went

“Fuck both of you Chad Brown bitches.”

– Ada Adore, to the two Chad Brown bitches who wrecked the Dark Lady bathroom last Friday night.

“Oh my god, look at all of this Asian shit…”

– Us, upon looking into the back of Striker’s car this morning, not remembering the night before properly

“I’m the oldest stripper in town with his T-cells.”

– Anthony