Left: Snooki from Jersey Shore
Right: Providence’s finest Jenny Bomb Dome

Left: New York
Right: Cookie

Enough said, right?

Left: Tina Turner’s legs
Right: Sarah Beyers’ legs at Kamikaze Drag last Sunday night.

Left: Maryann from the HBO Original Series, True Blood
Right: Gia Devaroux at Battle of the Bitchez, last week at Dark Lady

You just know Gia’s got those claw shits hiding in there!

Actually, we think Shante rocked the Maryann look way better, but we couldn’t resist Gia’s pose…

“I am your drag queen, and I demand a sacrifice!”

You know!?

Right: Whitney Houston, pre-crack whore
Left: Ada Adore de la Cruz, pre-crack whore

Left: Investigative journalist, Kitty Kelly
Right: Jayden Taylor in, umm, a wig.

This one came from you bitches, and is WAY too good to let rot in a comment string. The hair! The over-the-shoulder, coquettish, flirty face!

It demands a chuckle!

Left: Miss Kitty Litter at Mirabar’s A Night to Howl Block Party/Benefit
Right: Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman

At first, we didn’t think that this comparison was all that bad, maybe even kind of flattering. Then we remembered that she was a prostitute in that movie.

Left: Miss Gay RI 2008, Jacqueline DiMera
Right: Queen Victoria

Not the face so much, but look how they’re both dressed! Our first and favorite Separated at Birth has never failed to disappoint. God save the Queen!

p.s. — another S.A.B. that we can’t take credit for. Thanks, bitches!

Left: Sean-taaaayy
Right: the Chiquita Banana

P.S. — we just fixed the Bitch Button then found a ton of lost Bitch Button emails, and this Seperated at Birth came from you, thanks bitches!

P.P.S. — is that not the grossest looking banana you’ve ever seen or what?

Left: Local “tranny”, Suzie
Right: stand-up urinal

Just saying!