Left: A Michael Jackson/Gollum of Lord of the Rings Trilogy photoshopped hybrid
Right: Union’s bartender, Jay (Monday thru Wednesday)

Whoa! This is NOT ok! Good thing it’s dark in there!

Left: Dark Lady’s Sam at their Friday night Pride block party
Right: Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

We love us some Sam, and we’ve been planning this post for MONTHS — finding a picture of this kid took forever! Thanks, Jack!

Left: The Litter in some tent during the Providence Pride celebration, courtesy of nighttimez.com.
Right: the iconic Dorothea Lange photograph, Migrant Mother

Cheer up, Litter!

Left: Seante Sasha on Saturday night
Right: Britney Spears at the 2007 VMAs

Don’t hold back girl, those fireworks is legal now!

Left: Maureen DeLoreto, 2010 Miss Lesbian RI contestant
Right: Mrs. Doubtfire

Left: Nick Funny-Box Merollo
Right: A box.

Left: Snooki from Jersey Shore
Right: Providence’s finest Jenny Bomb Dome

Left: New York
Right: Cookie

Enough said, right?

Left: Tina Turner’s legs
Right: Sarah Beyers’ legs at Kamikaze Drag last Sunday night.

Left: Maryann from the HBO Original Series, True Blood
Right: Gia Devaroux at Battle of the Bitchez, last week at Dark Lady

You just know Gia’s got those claw shits hiding in there!

Actually, we think Shante rocked the Maryann look way better, but we couldn’t resist Gia’s pose…

“I am your drag queen, and I demand a sacrifice!”

You know!?