We found this fabulous posting on the front of a house on Atwells Ave. this afternoon near Don Jose’s, advertising a couple of multi-bedroom apartments. So far as we can tell it’s on purpose, and while we didn’t know that the Litter used to live on Atwells, we appreciate the helpful advice!

You’d really never know if your shiny new apartment used to be a whorehouse!

Okay, we’re probably going to get into trouble for this one — but it’s just too weird!

What the flying drag-fuck is going on in this picture?!

Why even take this picture???

Okay, okay, okay — back the fuck up!

Now please forgive us for being a little insensitive, but what in holy hell is going on down at Le Place in New Bedford?! Does a bitch have to pay this place a visit to uncover the origins of masterpieces like this?

This beauty was captured alive at ICRI’s Winter Ball two weeks ago.

Someone was obviously rushed while making this flyer and fucked up the date.

Probably late for a Mensa meeting or something…

These are Obama ecstasy pills! Some classy people in Texas sure are creative!

Okay, so we don’t normally post pictures that aren’t local, but this was just too good — and gave us some ideas!

Can someone come up with Cicilline E pills? We can call them “Cicillin-E”s! But why stop at MDMA? Where’s our Kitty Litter schnapps, our deluxe Ada dutches, Miss Gay Rhode Island 2009 saki and Miss Gay Rhode Island 2008 malt liquor?!

Yep, this pretty much sums things up…

Have you seen those fucking ads on TV? They’re out-of-control funny!

Now you get an idea of what we’re up against here!

And how!

Thanks to Hali for sending this to us from NYC.

In addition to this article on Projo.com being particularly funny, and a pretty good summation of the corrupt climate within parts of the Providence PD, Projo itself seems to poke fun at the issue by allowing an Asian “spa” in Cranston to advertise “introductory” one-hour “massages” in the horizontal ad space at the top of the page.

Think it’s a coincidence? Of course it’s not! And that poor “spa” is probably getting more exposure than it paid for too.

Hey!

That’s what we call her too!