Warm weather got you feeling frisky and adventurous tonight?

Go see globe-trotting DJ Robbie Rivera tonight at Therapy! Girlfriend goes on at 2:30a, perfect timing for a pit stop at Saki’s after boozing it up downtown — Rivera will make it possible for you to basically dance your whole winter off in one night.

Watch out for church folk on your way home…

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“Oh, don’t you threaten me!”

– Mirabar’s DJ Kenny,
to a girl trying to use her press status to pressure him into playing Kanye West

Well, it was a show!

So last night at Dark Lady was the first ever actual event put together by Bitchidence.com, and by all stretches, it wasn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened. To call it “hacked together” or “ill-prepared” might be an overstatement, but we still had a great time and managed to put together a super-fun event, albeit, a loud and liquored-up one. But that’s how we like it!

Anyway, it all started around 10p when we showed up at Dark Lady — and they already had a table set up, which for us was the first ominous cue that we were going to be actually judging people. There was nobody there yet, so we decided to sleaze down to 2xcess: Male Zone with Bomb Dome for shots! That’s when we ran into the manager down there who offered to bring dancer Charlie over to Dark Lady to participate in the HBC. At first, this seemed counter-productive to our goals of having an actual, legitimate, real-people contest like we’d been talking about for weeks, but at that point, we didn’t have ay participants yet so we took him — plus he has an actual hot body so it would definitely attract some interest, which we had a feeling we’d need.

We got back to Dark Lady by 11p and met some old friends who had come out to support us, making the night already worth the effort (awww). Over the next hour, we managed to con six more people into participating, dangling a $150 carrot and a $50 bar tab over them, which totally worked.

Then came the actual show, which began smoothly enough. The trouble came when it was time to judge, or more specifically, when the judging was going to take place. Nobody (least of all, us) had worked out the nuts and bolts of who and when to do what, so there were some stumbles, but nobody seemed to notice — that’s the happy buffer that liquor affords us at work! Once Bomb Dome got going though, basically ordering everyone to strip and show cock, we were reminded why we invited her to help us judge.

We were caught in an awkward position though, we admit. Our purpose was to provide bitchy commentary, but our desire to have actually decent looking people participate made it difficult to be total bitches to these guys — awful, juicy comments just weren’t totally applicable (well, for the majority anyway). Of course we didn’t realize that until the contest came to a grinding halt, which is what prompted honorary angels of the night, Jenna St. James and Vienna Marriott to step in and carry the damn thing to safety (which we thank them for because they could have very easily just let us die). The lesson here: putting on an event like this with audience participation is way harder than it looks, and there’s a lot to be learned from performers like Jenna St. James, Kitty Litter and Sabrina Blaze who do this shit almost every day.

The good part? Dark Lady was way busier when the contest ended than when it began, so we must have been doing something right! DJ AV8 helped us out from the booth, and the event had show-ins by Chris Harris, DJ Dena, the Perry Twins, and Providence’s newest DJ personalities, the Hampton Twins!

Special thanks goes to our good-sport contestants, CSGS Events, the Dark Lady and staff for basically letting us do whatever we wanted, our co-judges Bomb Dome and Striker, DJ AV8, Jenna St. James, Vienna Marriott, 2xcess: Male Zone, and you bitches for showing up to see us!

We had a great time and have some big things planned for the future that probably won’t involve us trying to ad-lib bitchiness with a drink in hand.

Hot Body (maybe) Idol is here!

Come down to the Dark Lady tonight for the hot body contest, Bitchidence-style!

We can’t wait!

Like we said, it all starts at 11:30p — or however long it takes us to get there and have a couple drinks first. See you there!

Well, well — who’s this lovely lady?

There aren’t a lot of trannies/drag queens currently tooling around town that we haven’t seen in man-clothes, but this is one of them. We’ve never even seen a picture of her out of drag! We were never any good at spotting people in and out of drag, so this one took us a minute.

Can you guess who it is?

UPDATE: Click here for more hints!

Hello everyone!

Please check out this event, a benefit for RI Pride. This Sunday 04/26, 7:00 pm at Bravo Restaurant 123 Empire Street, Providence. This Video Release party features Josh Duffy’s hit single I Will Love You. Josh is a young, hip, upcoming, Out recording artist from New Orleans. Josh is well known in the Gay music industry and trust me when I tell you, his songs and performances are hot! He has performed at many Pride festivals thru-out the country. He has had other hit singles but this is the 1st one with a music video – which premiers on Logo, this Spring. Recently voted the #1 GLBT artist for three consecutive months on OutVoice.net. Josh is one of the few indie artists to have had multiple Top-20 hits on Sirius OutQ’s countdown. The national premier of this video was the NY GLBT expo in March. We had the opportunity to meet Josh this January in Providence for the filming of this video. The filming took place right here in Providence at Bravo as well as the Nylo hotel in Warwick. The video also features several local glbt personalities (boys, girls, Drags etc) as extras. The video is hip, steamy and lot’s of fun, as I’m sure this party will be. We will show the video several times thru-out the night. The party takes place in Bravo’s 2nd floor private function room. There will be complimentary food provided (Bravo also has a full menu if desired), a cash bar, prizes, raffles and also a fabulous show featuring several local performers. Definitely easy to get your money’s worth out of this one! This will be a great opportunity to meet Pride’s new Triple Crown title holders. Divine Lee will be co-hosting the event. Also the first 25 guest will get a complimentary official Josh Duffy DVD!

After the party please join us for a trip to several local clubs and of course the after-party at State, the new Sunday night hot spot! Most importantly, this party is a benefit for RI Pride, so PLEASE come out and support your community and have a little fun while doing it. Let’s go folks, Pride season starts NOW! Let’s kick it off right. You don’t wanna miss this party! With much love, on behalf of Josh Duffy, RI PRIDE, Sarah Beyers, Miss Gay RI 2009 Divine Lee and Montage Entertainment Group.

Did Cranston pass some sort of ordinance lately allowing for legitimate gay-themed nights to take place within city limits? First Big Scotty’s Cranston gay strip club, and now Balls in Cranston is getting a lesbian night!

Starting next Thursday the 30th, lezbots can now travel down Oaklawn Ave. in Cranston to Balls! They’re calling it Ladies Night, at Balls. Wait, there’s a joke here, we just know it!

Anyway, we’ve been to Balls in the past (with friends)(*snicker*), and we’re just not sure the lesbians can handle it (hahahahaha). We can’t take it!

Anyway, our new Miss Lesbian Sarah Howes is going to be down at Balls next Thursday (you could kinda tell by her TCP performance that she’d totally be bringing the Cranston) — in what will that be, like, her second public appearance. We’re not sure who’s running the night yet, the flyer for the night doesn’t say, but the design screams O.T.C. Entertainment — those lesbians who do shit up at Tantric.

Ballsy! (ok that’s the last one)

…Balls!

“the times of dance and excitment [sic] finally come to providence DANCE…EXCITMENT [sic] somthing [sic] providence has missed scince [sic] the 90′s”

– Tony “Tony Richards” McGill, Club Promoter & Spell-check Extraordinaire

Tony’s right, where the hell’s the damn excitment?!?!

The first actual Bitchidence.com event, Hot Body (maybe) Idol is this Thursday and we’re totally excited. Well, mostly.

As you all know, Bitchidence.com has been the source of, well, let’s call it “interestingness” in Providence for a while and we’re just not sure how that’s going to translate into a live event. Maybe well? Maybe too well?

In the weeks leading up to Thursday night, there’s been an Anti-Bitchidence/Dark Lady Facebook Group started in protest of Hot Body (maybe) Idol, CSGS Events picked up our cause and spread it across every other local GLTB site we know of, and there have been hundreds of comments (for and against) across Bitchidence, Facebook and Myspace. It’s been an online circus, so we’re probably headed for a real life one on Thursday too!

Anyway, since it’s only a couple days away, we thought it would be a good idea to introduce you bitches to our judges, and tell you why we picked them to participate in our very first event! Somehow we don’t think we need a lot of introduction, so we’ll skip to the other two.

Bomb Dome (The Paula): It’s actually more common for us to call her “Jenny Bomb Dome” — and why do we call her that? Because her name’s “Jenny” and she gives bomb dome! Bitch works as a waitress at local strip club and every other word with her is “fuck”, so she’s automatically more qualified than us to judge this contest.

Striker (The Randy): We heard a while ago that they call him Striker because bitch will fuck you up, but it’s actually an old screen name (snore). He worked a few years ago as a bartender in an ultra-bitchy Boston club, serving up drinks and snarky insults all night long. Sounds fun, right? We have a feeling that a lot of Striker’s remarks are going to be directed at Bomb Dome, since the two have constant beef with one another, and we haven’t yet ruled out the possibility one hurling a Coca-Cola cup at the other.

Anyway, the judge-combo chemistry is likely to be fire and is all starts at Thursday night at 11:30pm, or however long it takes for us to show up and have a couple drinks first. Oh, and if you actually want to be in the contest — just show up, there’s no application process (we think).

Dark Lady, 124 Snow St. Providence. Be there!

Left: Empress XVI Diana Prince
Right: Ursula, of Disney’s The Little Mermaid

This Separated at Birth has it all! The colors! The hair/tiara! We would love to know what she was singing — was it Little Mermaid-themed somehow? It’s just too close…

Special thanks to the Bitch Button for putting two and two together for us so quickly.