1. forgot to send out subpoenas.
2. forgot to disclose witness list to defense.
3. forgot to uphold laws of how to avoid gay scandal!
Does this sound like your case? CALL ME NOW! (Miss Cleo… no idea? click hea
UPDATE: We were high and smoking weed with Ada when we wrote this (just look at the timestamp…). We do make an effort NOT to post while fucked up, but upon reinspecting this post for quality the next day, we decided to keep it! Who could edit out a Miss Cleo reference anyway?!
Divine Lee miss gay ri 2009 has been kicked out of House of Lee-Sei by Aunty Anita again .It’s FINAL.
Disappointed with role as miss gay ri…She promised me when I helped her running last year that she will do many things for the community. However, she FAILED.
Besides— too many trannie mess issues……I HAVE DELETE HER FROM MY WORLD. Divine , I wish you …Inner Peace…may you get your SHIT TOGETHER ONE DAY
wishing all of you well …this is the last time I will be posting
with respects
Aunty anita
Ha! Bitch pulls no punches! Maybe we can have this letter read aloud at the Triple Crown Pageant this year as Divine passes her crown along… like, as she’s doing it.
Our very own Chris Harris and our very own Paul DelVecchio at Providence’s Lot 401 on Wednesday night. We’d care way more if there was a gay kiss involved.
Speaking of Gallery bartenders, which Galley bartender has been printing out various Bitchidence.com posts and comments and showing them to Bob Thibault (it’s more of a safety measure, we’re sure — Bob’s sight could be further damaged by harsh LCD screen light) so that Bob can have his attorney sue us for whatever it is he doesn’t like?
No, someone like Peter Rauhofer didn’t get all pissed off and manage to finally knock us offline for a few days… as fun of a story as that would be. No, it’s much more boring than that — we forgot to pay our web host bill and they suspended the account without the courtesy of an email. Or maybe they did send an email, we don’t know — we’re simply terrified of Windows Vista’s Mail program and prefer to stay away from it.
Anyhow, things haven’t exactly been boring in downtown Providence — they’ve been downright out of control! For example, Ultra got shut down last night for hosting an all-ages night, then allowing up to twenty kids under the age of 18 to get drunk, meanwhile an undercover cop managed to get beat up, AND someone who was denied entry into the tinderbox picked up a velvet rope stanchion (yes, that’s really what it’s called), threw it into a passing car — at which point the car’s passengers got out an beat the crazy’s ass in front of the club. Ummmm… if that doesn’t shut down a club in one night, we don’t know what it takes! It actually highlights to us just how safe the gay clubs in downtown Providence really are… well, most of the time. If you don’t count the roofie-ing and crotch grabbing.
So, since the old Recess Pub is still closed, and the recent effort to re-open Elements got canned, and the Black Rep closed last month, Wheels is still under construction (along with the new Dark Lady, which keeps suffering miniscule code violations), and now Ultra is all kinds of fucked-up — and the people who went to Ultra definitely won’t be allowed into Colosseum — it feels like downtown’s nightlife has never been so much in flux.
Bitchidence.com congratulates Mr. Gordon Fox for bringing the gay to our state government hardcore as RI’s new Speaker of the House! What does that mean for gays? Well probably not a ton, Gordon’s not really a gay activist, just an openly gay government official — which in itself is surely a form of activism. Anyhow, we’ve had drinks with Mr. Fox more than once and can say for certain that if nothing else, the House is about to get a lot more… fabulous! CLICK HERE for Projo’s story.
Aside from a couple (ok, maybe a few) dirty camera-phone pictures, we really can’t see any good coming from allowing yourself to be photographed (or filmed) naked and having sex, and not making it your full time job. Like, if you’re a porn star and earn a living from it, then showing up on a computer screen in your hometown is obviously not that big of a deal. But why do it once and then forget about it until you need money again?
Maybe Mirabar just doesn’t pay that well! CLICK HERE.
First he’s involved in some… unpleasantness… a few months ago at State, then things continue to go awry when he lands a bar shift during our W*RK Friday nights at Glo Bar. Wait, what’s wrong with that? Oh yeah, Nick also bartends at the Gallery, and when owner Bob Thibault found out that Nick was working with us one night a week, Bob canned him!
Cold!
Apparently Bob’s not as far gone as we thought if he can still put two and two together. Well we can probably just add him to the list of people that Bob has banned and fired for being all-around dissatisfied with his bar — including us, Kitty Litter, and who else? Thank goodness we heard several weeks ago that Brown University was buying the building once Thibault’s lease runs out. Maybe they’ll actually do something useful with the place and turn it into a parking lot.
UPDATE: For some extra Projo reading about aforementioned “unpleasantness”, CLICK HERE. All of our friends are in it!
While the Triple Crown Pageant this year isn’t for another month, the frequently silly and often bizarre social campaigning for the titles of Mr. and Miss Gay RI, and Miss Lesbian RI seems to have already begun. Thinking of how little we saw ANY of the Gay RI people for 09 do anything publicly visible (unless it’s on a website or a street corner), we think that RI Pride is probably out this year to undo the giant WTF moment we all experienced after the TCP at Roxy last year — meaning some tasty, catty competition among the candidates.
Anyhow, who can forget the controversial (and frankly confusing) situation surrounding prominent pre-op tranny Sarah Beyers running in 2009 for Miss Lesbian RI — on the grounds that while still technically a man, she lives life as a woman and is attracted solely to women, making her pretty much a lesbian. (like we said last year, only in Rhode Island can a straight man be Miss Lesbian RI) Well it seems that Sarah will be taking us down this road again, albeit with a lot of extra power behind her — come on, she did almost more work in the last year than all of the actual Gay RI 09 people combined. The unfamiliar nature of Sarah’s run for Miss Lesbian RI last year certainly felt gimmicky, but after clearly showing a commitment and passion for the issues of the community over the last year, maybe she’s the best “man” for the job. And at least she doesn’t play the guitar.
Here’s a group of girls that are likely to be involved in the Miss Gay RI “drag race” in 2010.
Triple Crown Pageant takes place March 28th. Most likely at Roxy.
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